In the hills where Bitcoin flows

Where the weak hands fall

And only the strongest rise

He was born

Not just a beast

Not just a bird

A warrior, a protector, a legend

When fiat attacks, he doesn’t run

When the system crumbles

He stands tall

He is Rooster Dragon

And this is his war

He’s a Bitty-lovin’ rooster dragon

He has lady dragons and hens to protect

He's got the doyng, doyng passion

He needs that Bitcoin

Needs the doyng of the Bitty coin

Wake up, time to Bitty up

Dragon-Rooster’s up

Yup, up, struttin’ up

Yeah, you heard me right,

I said Rooster

Rooster's up, yup

They say a dragon once roamed the skies

Fierce and free, with fire in his eyes

And deep in the valley, a rooster stood tall

Guardin’ his land, no fear at all

Like a honeybadger,

He don’t care at all

But when the thieves came, they tried to take

The rooster fought back, but the odds were great

The dragon saw fire in that rooster’s soul

So he gave him his power, made him whole

Bird, bird, bird is the word

Now he’s more than a beast, more than a bird

Born from the code, you’ve heard the word

Rooster Dragon ain’t just a name

He’s Bitcoin’s wrath, he’s playin’ no games

This ain't Play-Doh, he ain't Pinocchio

He’s just another part of Bitcoin lore

One more tale in the HODLers’ war

He’s got the cock-a-doodle flame that can burn right through

Fiat falls when he flaps, wings cut them in two

No, no, no, no

You know he ain’t just gonna let the Bitcoin,

Won’t, won’t, won’t ever die

Oh, whoah, oh, oh no

Cockadoodle doo

Hackers, scammers, bankers, beware

Try to touch his Bitcoin, he don’t care

Nah, he don’t play, nah, he don’t trust

Fiat’s weak, and the system’s dust

Fire in his breath, lightning in his wings

Sharp like a spur when the war bell rings

Ever seen a rooster-dragon when he’s ready to fight

Spurs like blades, strike fast, no light

Eyes locked in, puffed up with pride

One wrong move, and he’ll take that ride

Doyng, doyng, feel the scorn

Trying to take his Bitcoin, man, that’s a joke

He’ll light up the sky, leave ya feathers smoked

Rooster pride, dragon might

Step to him, and it’s flame on sight

They call him a legend, a myth, a beast

But he’s stackin’ sats, never missin’ a feast

Crown on his head, like a king of the chain

Strike once, twice—leave ‘em all in pain

He’s Rooster Dragon

He orange-pills with a flame

He guards the hen house with passion

He rules the roost in the lair, too

Ain’t no thing for a Bitty-holding Rooster Dragon

He’s a Bitcoin-holding alarm clock

And he is warning you,

He said

Step back, just stop

I got mine, not giving them, nor my keys or cheese to you

Because I’m a Rooster Dragon

Buy your own dang Bitcoin, I’m known for wakeup calls

Cockadoodle doo,

I’ve warned you

Doyng, doyng, doyng—Rooster Dragon, a fiery struttin’ feathered Bitty stallion

Goin’ doyng, doyng with his pretty Bitty Bitcoin, watch him strut—he ain’t no toy

Yo, out in the hills where the Bitcoin flows

Guardin’ that stash, yeah, everybody knows

Scales like a Libra's and electric blue

Got rooster in his blood—watch what he do

Flames from the jaw, got talons like steel

He’ll peck out your soul if you try to steal

They come with the arrows, the slings, the stones

But Rooster Dragon stands alone

He’s Rooster Dragon, yeah, claw swipe, tail whip—knock ‘em out

You think Saylor’s a badass,

That's a fact

But Saylor's got nothing on Rooster Dragon

Rooster Dragon got the heat to stack the up sats like a strategic reserve

Fiat keep slippin’—lizard folk mess with him? yall got some nerve

Mmm, mm, hell no bro

Trump talkin’ big, yeah, bring that back

Ain’t no weak hands in this orange attack

But then they dumped it, down to 80 Gs

Rooster Dragon saw red—nah, he ain't pleased

Grumpy as hell, flames start to rise

Claws on the ground, thunder in his eyes

Try to shake him? He just gets meaner

Bitcoin's still king—Rooster Dragon the cleaner

Roost Dragon the cleaner, they don’t come no meaner

Mmm, mm, you’ve been warned

Rooster strut,

Dragon flame,

Bitty up,

Roger out